dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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