Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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