that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I bet he comes in French.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I believe in your delicious
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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