If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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