You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I came so hard my ears popped.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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