Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You ate ashes out of my bong
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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