So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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