woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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