...so i touched it.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
