You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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