in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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