But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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