i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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