D3 body, D1 cock
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Randomize
