I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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