he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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