She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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