is your mom at the bar?
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
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I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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