Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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