i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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