im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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