Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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