the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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