Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
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Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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