Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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