she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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