He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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