Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You smell like a Billy Joel song
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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