what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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