Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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