i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Randomize
