Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Randomize
