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(773): View more from Illinois

He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.

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(917): View more from New York City

his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much

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(765): View more from Indiana

Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.

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(303): View more from Colorado

do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?

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(541): View more from Oregon

She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.

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(330): View more from Ohio

The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.

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(716): View more from New York

He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that

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