Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Be still, my beating vagina.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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