But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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