Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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