spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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