forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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