i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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