i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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