Is it normal to miss your booty call?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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