All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
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