his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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