Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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