ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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