actually, I'm a sock model
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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