So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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