as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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