They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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