Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
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I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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