chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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