plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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