dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
My bed smells like the plague
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