Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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