LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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