Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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